Ah the super powers we women expect our men to possess. Who cares about leaping tall buildings in a single bound...we women want our men to understand us even when we ourselves don't fully understand what we want or need. I have found that lately I have been a lot like Opal, expecting Earl to read her mind. As our many episodes of the twilight zone continue at our house, I am finding this more and more applies to my life. Poor Bruce for having to interpret the unspoken words that are confusing and frustrating in my own mind. For all you out there feeling the same way, just remember..."Oh, Nothing" does not mean "Oh, Nothing!" There is usually some underlying message you are expected to interpret. Now that I have tuned you in, to this knowledge you may have otherwise forgotten, never walk away and assume all is well. It may mean someone needs a hug, or I am running on a Two diet coke day, or it could just mean I need to vent the frustration and you are the lucky one that gets to listen or it may just mean that there are many deep thoughts lurking inside the brain that need to be sorted out. See how many meanings there are to the words "Oh, Nothing." Let's start eliminating the unnecessary superpowers our heroes have and move on to the really needed superpowers that one can possess and place them at the top of the list. I will start:
1) Mind reading. . .